Angel of Death

batas ng mag-iinom

1. Huwag MAKULIT habang
umiinom.
2. Huwag MATAKAW sa pulutan.
3. Huwag PATAGALIN ang BASO at
mayroon
naghihintay ng TAGAY.
4. Huwag uminom ng uminom
kaylangang BUMILI
ka rin.
5. Uminom ng DIRETSO sa TIYAN
at
huwag sa
ULO.
6. Huwag biglang MAWAWALA sa
inuman,
MAGPAALAM kung UUWI NA.
7. Magtira ng PANGLAKAD kahit
hinlalaki ng
paa.
8. Huwag MATUTULOG habang
umiinom.
9. Siguraduhing sa BAHAY ang UWI
kung lasing
na.
10.Huwag MATAKOT sa bf/gf.

OH! TINAMAAN BA KAYO MGA
PARE
AT MGA
MARE!!
MAGBAGO NA KASI KAYO NG
STYLE
SA PAG
IINOM!!!

BABALA: ANG SINUMANG
SUMUWAY SA"
SAMPUNG UTOS NG
PAGLALASING " AY SUSUKA NG
WALANG
HUMPAY AT
TODONG HANG OVER DAHIL SA
KARMA....

PROVEN AND TESTED BY:
MGA MANGINGINOM NG AlaK

WHAT!?!?!?!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Am i pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl:Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your
life..or me?
Boy: My life
The girl runs
away in shock and pain and the boy
runs after her and says...

The reason you
never cross my mind is because you're
always on my mind.
The reason why you're not pretty is because you're
beautiful.
The reason why I
don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I
need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if
you left is because I would die if you
left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is
because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything
for you is because I would do everything
for you.
The reason I chose my life is
because you ARE my life.